AISubs v3.8.2
One of my juniors, who often comes to my house and sings with me,
suddenly started taking off his underwear.
I often saw him wearing a ring around his nipples.
I asked him what it was and he said, "Huh? This?"
His reaction is weird.
Obviously, you're showing it now.
It's like increasing the number of people.
It's like sizing up your nipples.
I wonder what it's for.
Is it a power ring?
You wear it like this.
I'm curious if it's effective just by wearing a ring like this.
If you've done it before, please let me know.
What's that?
You wear it when you normally do it and it gets bigger and bigger?
You're not just making it look bigger when you do it, are you?
No, it's just my daily use.
I'm like, "Is it appropriate?"
Why? What's that like?
It's like a water balloon.
But you said it in an instant.
I said it in an instant and it got bigger.
I wonder if you're trying to get stronger by pushing it back.
I was hospitalized in January of last year and my weight dropped to about 84 or 83.
The other day, I had a weight loss in my head in December and I had my nipples sized up to 90kg.
That's good.
You're sizing up.
90kg is a little heavy, isn't it?
It was a day I was a little disappointed in the day before, so I'd like to believe it's water content.
But I'm still thinking about sizing up and trying my best.
Are you aiming for something?
No, I'm not aiming for anything.
I'm thinking about sizing up.
How much do you weigh now?
Maybe 90kg.
It's a max now.
I'm thinking about cutting my hair next Saturday.
I don't think it's growing.
I've been growing it out, but I don't know if I can grow it out and make it look interesting.
It doesn't grow even if you grow it out.
But I've heard that human hair doesn't grow to a certain length or more.
It does.
Every hair has its limits.
Some of them are going to be ripped off.
What's going to happen if it's going to be ripped off?
There's always a limit.
Because eyelashes and eyebrows grow from there, but they stop here.
I'm not going to size it up any more.
You're a good hair stylist.
The other day, a member of Hotelways asked me for help sizing up Okazaki City.
It looks like Okazaki City is starting to do its best to liven up Okazaki City.
I'm looking forward to it.
What are you going to do?
Our foreign exchange is getting along with Okazaki City people.
There was a so-called youth meeting, but it's gone now.
There aren't many people in their 30s and 40s.
Ryo and Narita are involved in it.
Okazaki City Youth League was formed.
The name of the youth league is a bit strange, so I decided to give it a new name.
It's called "Best Guys".
What?
"Ryo Best Guys" is a hot topic now.
"Best Guys" was formed.
When I invited Ryo to "Best Guys", he suddenly said, "I'm a member of "Best Guys"."
Did you join "Best Guys"?
It's not like a circle of friends.
It's a proper Okazaki City organization.
It's a good place for local people and city people to join "Best Guys".
Is that okay for "Hey Guys"?
"Hey Guys" is not "Hey Guys".
"Size up"!
"Size up" is nothing.
By chance, everyone talked about "size up" today.
It's just right.
I brought a board game "size up" today.
I also read the rule explanation.
"Is it okay to make it into a game?"
I'm sorry, it's like a bad word.
I think this will become a product.
I brought it because I thought it would be interesting if you did it.
Is it like a test?
Please open it, Mr. Yomemura.
It's a card.
Can I leave the card for a while?
Is there a windbreaker?
Yes, there is.
What kind of game is this?
"How many centimeters do you think Yomemura's head is around?"
The four of us will guess.
"Let's actually measure it."
The one with the closest number of points will get points.
Is that all?
Isn't the major drawing over?
That's right.
I think it's good to package it like a game.
But there is a card.
I will explain how to use the card.
Please mix the numbers well and give it to everyone.
Ten sheets per person.
I have ten numbers in my hand.
You can only submit the numbers in it as answers.
Please give it to everyone, Mr. Yomemura.
Even if you think Yomemura's head is 35 centimeters long,
I can't say it's close.
The card closest to 35 centimeters in your hand.
Or you can put out two cards.
If you put out two cards, it will be a total of two.
Up to two cards.
A little luck factor can also be included.
The closest person can get the card.
There is a card with a theme.
Can you look at it for a moment?
The one with the closest number of points.
What did you write?
From head to knee length.
You wrote it in a picture, didn't you?
Who cares about the length from the navel to the knee?
It doesn't matter.
It's normal, but there are many body types.
Yes, there are many body types.
And as a senior's way of playing,
It seems that there is also a strategy of doing the subject freely without relying on the card.
Oh, this set bottle series.
Yes, yes, yes.
This desk length.
The distance to the house.
This is where my team's growth has come to life.
I won't let anyone get involved in Yumemaru's jokes.
It's a comment.
The unit seems to be either centimeters or millimeters.
Here's a rule for you.
Yes.
Have fun playing with this!
Oh!
I want you to get five points.
I'll try it normally once.
Oh, that's the normal one.
Then I'll go.
Subject.
Freestyle.
Why?
How many times did you change the subject?
Can I go alone?
Freestyle.
Freestyle!
Go!
This game is out.
Freestyle!
Is it magic?
It's scary.
What is it?
The size of the head.
From head to head.
It's here.
Head to shoulder?
How do you measure it?
It's here.
How do you measure it?
It's about the size of our hats.
And we'll decide who's going to be one of us.
We'll talk and decide.
We're wearing hats, so let's do it.
Can we decide by looking at the cards?
Yes, please show me.
Oh, but it's this number.
Oh, it's this one.
It's this one.
It's dompshire.
Yes, it's this one.
It's this one.
Then please announce it.
No?
Then I'll do it.
Okay.
34 centimeters.
39 centimeters.
35 centimeters.
38 centimeters.
35 centimeters.
This is frustrating.
If you get 5 points, you win.
Please replenish the card you drew.
I'll replenish the card I drew.
Wow!
Here I go.
My left finger and my palm touch.
What is this?
Open your fingers.
Do you want to fight?
That's it!
I have two options.
I'll use my right hand.
Show me your right hand.
My hand is small.
Show me your hand.
Open your hand as much as you can.
I can't open my hand.
14 centimeters.
105 millimeters.
17 centimeters.
16 centimeters.
There is such a card.
I think it's more than 15 centimeters.
You win two points.
I did it!
It's 16 centimeters.
Isn't it really bad?
Isn't the theme interesting?
Can I see it once?
It's so funny.
I've drawn a lot of pictures of me measuring my body and saying, "Please measure it like this."
But I'm like, "What?"
Well, teeth...
What?
The teeth are vertical.
You are...
That's annoying.
I'll do this.
You will do this.
I'll do this.
Don't look at me.
I have something to hide.
You can measure it in millimeters.
It's better to measure it in millimeters.
Okay, I'll do it.
2 millimeters.
9 millimeters.
What?
15 millimeters.
7 millimeters.
This is 7 millimeters.
You have to have that number.
Please do your best.
Make sure you do it correctly.
This is 7 millimeters.
I'll do it in front of you.
You are measuring it with your teeth.
9 millimeters.
Oh, no.
You are funny in your own way.
I see.
Please make it funny.
You don't have to use that topic.
Let's make it free of topics.
You said it.
What are you interested in?
Yes.
The distance of the tooth Takeshi blew away.
That's the worst.
Is that so?
Do you have any knowledge about it?
I think you shouldn't look at it.
Do you want me to guess without looking at it?
Is Takeshi good at it?
I've never done it.
I've done it with a soccer player.
I feel sorry for Takeshi.
I feel sorry for him.
Okay, Teza-san.
Two pieces together, 177cm.
177cm, okay.
Two pieces together, 171cm.
It's too big for me.
Two pieces together, 150cm.
Okay.
179cm.
Okay.
- It's close. - What's your middle age?
Okay...
From the moment you put your back against the wall...
You can start from there.
Go!
Hurry up!
- Look! - It's poisonous!
- Look! - But...
- Does it measure with the same principle as a running marathon? - Yeah, it's the most...
- No, it's the main! - Main! Main! Main!
- Main! Main! Main! - Wait a minute!
Why is it bleeding?!
- Can you help me with the wall? - Yes!
- 289cm! - Don't go!
- You're in first place! - Yay!
- It's bleeding!
- Let's move on to Mr. Umemaru. - Yes!
- I want to pee right now. - What?
- How far can you go from the toilet?
- Come on! - I won't do it!
- I'll leave it up to you, Umemaru. - Yes.
- Let's see how far you can go. - Yes.
- Let's say you can go from the toilet to Umemaru's heel. - Yes.
- Okay, let's go. - Here we go.
- 164cm! - Wow!
- That's quite a distance. - That's quite a distance.
- I'm 97cm. - What?!
- I'm 128cm. - I'm 75cm.
- What?! - I see.
- Well, it depends on Umemaru's feelings. - Well...
- It depends on Umemaru's standards of good and evil. - I can go as far as I can.
- Let's go as far as you can. - As expected.
- I think everyone thinks about it based on their own standards. - Yes.
- Umemaru can pee or not pee, but it's best if you don't do it. - Yes.
- Anyway, let's go. - Yes.
- This is... - I didn't know it would be such a video.
- It's going down like this. - Yes.
- If you're there, Umemaru will go down and get stuck. - That's right.
- Can you open the door for me? - Can you open the door for me? Let's open the door.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Dad, you're amazing! - Wait, I'm going to move this.
- You can't see in front of you, right? - That's right, Dad.
- Dad, you're amazing! - You can do it!
- I'm going. - Yes.
- Wait a minute. I'm nervous and I'm going out. - What's wrong?
- Go down! - Go, go, go, go!
- You can do it! You can do it! - Ah!
- Ah! - No more? No more updates?
- No more updates. - Go again! Go again!
- You can do it! You can do it! - You're too excited! You're too excited!
- You idiot! - Ah! Good! Good! Good! Good!
- It fell on the floor! - Can you do it again?
- No, I can't do it anymore! - I performed!
- I'll do it again! - You're a major action actor now!
- I won! - Hey! That's enough!
- Look where you're going!
- What do you mean "make it bigger"? - It's bigger than your head!
- 126cm! - Oh!
- Wow! - It's 6cm longer! - Wow!
- I did it! - That's amazing!
- It's perfect for reading urine.
- It's Imemaru's urine reading!
- Okay, next up is Shibuya-san! - Hmm...
- What do I do? Huh? Blood and urine?
- It's not blood, it's "tsuba-tsuba".
- I'll go with something I don't know. - Okay.
- It's a bit of a hassle, but...
- "Everyone take off their socks and line up"...
- Is it both feet or one foot? - Both feet!
- It's long! - Everyone lying down, take off your socks.
- The four of you over there? - Oh, it's four of you.
- Oh, it's four of you. - No...
- I guess it's "everyone".
- "Everyone take off their socks"!
- Wow! - That's amazing!
- I don't think I can read anymore. - No, I'm sorry!
- I'm sorry! - I'm sorry!
- I think I'm going to get caught up in this conversation.
- "Everyone take off their socks"... - No...
- "New Buddy"...
- No, not here! Not here!
- It's fine with this number of people.
- The people who are here now.
- These four people, and...
- Mushi-megane, and... - And...
- Cameraman Tanochi. - Yeah.
- And Karaage-kun, and Bajima, and Nitro Bomb, and...
- There's one more Buddy who hasn't had a name yet.
- Can you drop that toilet souvenir over there?
- Huh?
- I'm busy right now.
- You're not the one who's busy!
- Okay, please vote for me!
- I don't think I have enough cards.
- I think two cards are fine.
- Should we do one?
- Let's do one. - Okay, let's do one.
- I've decided.
- I've tried to go all out.
- Okay.
- 91 and 94.
- 285.
- Wow!
- Wow, you're good!
- Okay, I'll go with...
- 97 and 99.
- You're good! - He's good!
- 295.
- 76.
- 64. - 634. - That's short. - 87 and 71. - Okay, let's line up.
- I'll line up my socks first. - Okay.
- By the way, I only have one pair of socks at home. - Oh, that's short!
- But I have a lot of black socks with no marks. - I can see that.
- Okay, I'll line up. - Have you ever worn everyone's socks?
- What kind of socks do you usually wear? - Well, I often go out and walk around.
- And I often wear socks with a color that makes me feel good. - I see.
- Do you have the same pair of socks in three colors? - What kind of socks do you usually wear?
- I always wear purple sports socks. They're a little thick, but I wear them to play sports. - I see.
- That's long! - That's long!
- What kind of socks do you usually wear? - These socks are called "kotatsu socks".
- Do you often get cold feet? - Yes, I get cold feet.
- Do you always sit like this? - Yes, I sit like this.
- I'm always naked. - Really? - I wear sandals all year round. - That's amazing!
- By the way, I always wear socks that I bought at a socks shop. - Oh, I see.
- I wear them a lot. - That's amazing!
- By the way, you don't wear socks anymore, do you? - No, I don't like socks anymore. - You don't like socks, do you?
- Now, girls in high school and middle school all wear socks. - Right!
- I don't know what's good about it. - I don't know, either. - I don't think it's cute. - High school and middle school are both good.
- How about you? - I think I'm free. - How old are you? - I'm twenty-three years old. - Oh, you're twenty-three years old!
- Can you tell me what you wear at twenty-three? - Shoes. - Oh
I like those. - You like socks. - This is a pair of boots with dark colors. - You wear these so often
don't you? - Yes, I do.
- I like it. - I have the best one.
- What about you, Saochi? - I like this one.
- It's a pair of sneakers. - Oh, I see.
- 271 centimeters! - The winner is me!
- Me! - Yuwaru wins!
- These five points are tough. - Yes.
- Three out of four points are over. - Wait, there are eight points?
- Wait, there are three out of five points? - Huh?
- If you win three points in a row, you lose four points. - Oh, I see.
- If you win three points in a row, you lose three points. - Oh, I see.
- Then, let's see how far you can throw the ball when you throw it with all your strength. - In a circle?
- In a circle? - Wow!
- I can't read it. - You can throw it with all your strength, right?
- I can't read it and I'm curious about it. - Huh?
- How far can you throw it? - Okay, I'll try it.
- No, let's try it in an unexpected direction. - Okay, let's go.
- 18 centimeters! - Wow, that's unexpected!
- 56 centimeters! - Wow!
- 53 centimeters! - Wow!
- 59 centimeters! - Wow, you broke it into two pieces.
- It's funny. - I wonder which one will be the final winner.
- I know, I know, I know. - I think it will be like this.
- I think my sister and I will win by about 30 centimeters.
- Please put your back against the wall. - Okay.
- If you put your back away from the wall, it will be a foul and you will have to do it again.
- Okay, let's go. - I'm counting on you!
- I'm counting on you! - I'm counting on you!
- 95cm! - Wow!
- I got one! - I got one!
- Now, Ryo-san has 3 points.
- Match point! - Match point!
- Now, Tetsuya-san. - I haven't decided yet.
- Ah... - Yesterday or the day before, when I first came...
- A child didn't want to listen to his mother...
- He was lying down on the ground and resisting. - Yes.
- Someone... - He was lying down on the ground and resisting.
- When he said "No! No!" he used up his lung capacity.
- What does that mean? - What does it mean?
- When he said "No! No! No!" he used up his field capacity.
- What does it mean? It's about height. - When he said "No! No!" he used up his field capacity.
- It's about movement. - How many seconds did he do it?
- This is important. - It's about lung capacity used by the insect.
- From his right hand to his left hand... - When he said "No! No!" he used up his field capacity.
- How do you judge that moment? - When he said "No! No!" he used up his field capacity.
- Right hand judge and left hand judge say "Ah, he's here."
- He's an insect that wants to do a lot of things. - Yes, yes, like that.
- The points are excluded from the match point rule. - Of course, it's fine.
- To make this game more fun, you can play any rules.
- Now, Tetsuya-san. - Yes, I have...
- 100 and 88 points. - Wow!
- But it's not bad. - This is 179.
- It's not bad. I'm happy. - It's bigger than my hand.
- 234. - Wow!
- A little taller, 167. - I see.
- It doesn't move much. - I'll leave it to you, judge.
- His foot went that way and I stepped on it.
- Where did your left hand go? - I see.
- The furthest distance. - It doesn't move much.
- I'll leave it to you, judge.
- Yes. - Koyuki-san, after shooting today, let's go for a drink alone!
- No! No! 30 years old is impossible! Even if you say it on YouTube, it's impossible! - I feel sick!
- Is it expensive?
- No! - One more time!
Get out of there!
- Come on! - You've gotten taller.
- You've gone further and further. - Here.
Okay.
It's out!
170 centimeters!
- 170? - You're a little taller.
- 170? - So...
- 167. - 167.
- 179. - 179.
- 178. - 178.
The winner is... Ryo!
- Good job! - Good job!
- What is this? - You can guess it, right?
- It's a little hard. - Say it!
- How was it? - It was...
- Size up! - Size up!
- I think it was a good game. - Yeah.
- Whose face is this? - Hahaha!
- So, in the end...
- Let's say goodbye to how much Shibayu's golden ball's skin will grow.
- It will grow!
- Is it okay like this? - Yes, it's okay like this.
- It will grow!
- Okay, Tetsuya.
- 19!
- You're too energetic!
- What was it?
- 7! - 15!
- Huh? - 22!
- Wow!
- It looks like a tripod cleaner. - 22? It's this big!
- It's this big! - I thought it was a G5.
- I'm going to put out my hand. - Kintaro's face is... - From there...
- Wow! - Wow!
- You're drinking too much! - Don't film me, I've got a good one.